Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.
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"Seriously, I've been fully expecting a giant birthday cake emoji delivery from the government every year 🎂🎁🎉 Maybe I should start dropping hints during tax season! 💸😂 #WhereMyGiftAt"

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