Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything. Funny Quotes August 27, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppKinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item. If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding? It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything. If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know. Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.