Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seriously, I've been fully expecting a giant birthday cake emoji delivery from the government every year 🎂🎁🎉 Maybe I should start dropping hints during tax season! 💸😂 #WhereMyGiftAt" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know. That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item. If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding? It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything. If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.
