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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but n…

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but n…

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"Seriously, I've been fully expecting a giant birthday cake emoji delivery from the government every year 🎂🎁🎉 Maybe I should start dropping hints during tax season! 💸😂 #WhereMyGiftAt"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, birthday, celebration, expectations, gift, government, humor, irony, knows, me, never on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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