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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same …

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“King-sized beds: Bringing couples together like adjoining states 🛌💑 Or, as some might say, maintaining a healthy distance while enjoying the luxury of a shared bed 😄👑 #BedroomPolitics”

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.