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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Commentary:
"King-sized beds: Bringing couples together like adjoining states πŸ›ŒπŸ’‘ Or, as some might say, maintaining a healthy distance while enjoying the luxury of a shared bed πŸ˜„πŸ‘‘ #BedroomPolitics"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, code, distance, humor, king-sized, mattress, relationship, same, sleep, want, zip, zip code on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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