Commentary:
Time for fashion justice—bring on the mini kilts and crop tops for all! 😂👗✨
Funny zip quotes
King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.
Commentary:
"King-sized beds: Bringing couples together like adjoining states 🛌💑 Or, as some might say, maintaining a healthy distance while enjoying the luxury of a shared bed 😄👑 #BedroomPolitics"