Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLadies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much. Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral. It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie! Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!” Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.
