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I’d let you in, but my imaginary friend insists on having the window seat! 😅🪑🤦♂️
23 Funny lady quotes
Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.
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Here lies the standoff of the century: outwit or forever hold your peace! 😂🤔🔍
Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?
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Crow women: masters of shiny object collection and perfecting the art of dramatic caw-versation! 🪶😂
Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.
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"When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"
The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.
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"When even the cards are reading your mind—time to fess up! 🔮😂❤️"
When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.
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Well, ain't that the bearded truth! 🧔🏻👩🏼🦱 Remember, gentlemen, a compliment for a compliment keeps the grooming game strong! 💪 Let's spread the love, one whisker at a time! 😄 #BeardAndBoujee
Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.
Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.
Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.
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"From classy to crunchy real quick! 👸🧀 Who needs fine linens when you've got Cheeto-crumb couture in your bed? Living that glamorous snacking life! 💁♀️🛏️ #Priorities"