14 funny Valentine’s Day quotes - Wordgag

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

May 28, 2026

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

May 25, 2026

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

May 25, 2026

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

May 25, 2026

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

May 25, 2026

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

May 25, 2026

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

May 25, 2026

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

May 22, 2026

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

May 22, 2026

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

May 22, 2026

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

May 22, 2026

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

May 22, 2026

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

May 22, 2026

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

May 20, 2026