Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.
  • I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.
  • I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.
  • I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.
  • She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.
  • Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.