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"Ah, the fine art of laziness, where naps become masterpieces and procrastination is the paintbrush 🎨💤 Who needs energy when you can just pretend to be resting for tomorrow's exhaustion, right? 😂 #LazyButProud"

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93 shares on Instagram this month:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

80 shares on Slack this month:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

41 shares on Threads this month:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

67 shares on Slack this month:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

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He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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Making waves on Threads:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Making waves on Instagram:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

Live now on YouTube:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Making waves on Instagram:

I feel like everyone who has ever had a hamster has some kind of traumatic experience with it.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

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