There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal quest for that one elusive excuse to justify our laziness! If only we put half as much effort into finding motivation as we do in making up excuses 🤷‍♂️💤 #ProcrastinationNation”

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