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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.