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Mar 30, 2026

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Witty quote comparing old age to a long weekend with an inevitable Monday.

Commentary:
Time to trade in my work shoes for orthopedic ones, but watch out—Monday still sneaks up like a ninja! 😂👟➡️🩼

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