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Clever humorous quote about life's ups and downs with a playful, cheeky tone.

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

Commentary:
Well, life sure knows how to keep things… *entertaining*! 😂🍆🌟

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged downs, forever, hard, humor, life, metaphor, never, penis, resilience, sexuality, sometimes, ups, ups and downs on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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