Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, life sure knows how to keep things… *entertaining*! 😂🍆🌟 Related funny posts 🤝 Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life. My rock bottom keeps refreshing. Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings? I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.