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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.