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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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Turning 50: when your back goes out more than you do! 🎉😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 50, age, humor, joke, middle, middle age, most, people on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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