Like most people my age, I’m 50. Commentary:Turning 50: when your back goes out more than you do! 🎉😅 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50. I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me. My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession. Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one. Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”