Like most people my age, I’m 50. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning 50: when your back goes out more than you do! ππ Related funny posts π Listen to the birds, not the news. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. Youβre not lazy, youβre just buffering in HD. I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn. My summer body has been pending for about ten years.