βThere are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,β he said facetiously. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Facetiously speaking, I just discovered my vocabulary has a secret talent! π€ππ Related funny posts π€ I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English. Iβve never met a problem I couldnβt make worse. There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair. Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to. You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think theyβre real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.