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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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"lol is like a casual chuckle at a joke, while LOL is full-blown, knee-slapping, tears-streaming laughter 😂! Let's just say, one is a light giggle and the other is a side-splitting, ab-crunching experience! 🤣 #PunctuationVsLaughter"



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