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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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Just landed via Discord:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Live now on Instagram:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Just shared via Facebook:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

Just landed via YouTube:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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He took my last fry, your honor.

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

27 shares on X this month:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Aura is the real business card.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Going bananas on Threads:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Just landed via X:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

Spotted on Reddit:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Making waves on Discord:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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