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When it comes to semicolons, I'm 100% committed to my 50% confidence; 😅📚
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Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.
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Who needs a fireplace when you have spicy punctuation keeping things toasty; 🔥📚😏
Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!
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Em dashes are just mood swings in text form—AI can't take all the credit! 🤖✍️😅
Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.
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Half semicolon, half ninja; 100% punctuation warrior! 🥷;😄
Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.
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Looks like someone’s trying to confuse their grammar—let’s keep those double negatives out of the mix! 🤯🚫 After all, two negatives don’t make a positive, just a mess. 😅📝 #GrammarGags
People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.
If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.
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Putting commas wherever one pleases, marching to the beat of their own punctuation drum. 🥁 Who said grammar couldn't be fun and rebellious? 🤓 Let those commas roam free and assert their comma-nity! 🦄 #CommaCool
lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.
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"lol is like a casual chuckle at a joke, while LOL is full-blown, knee-slapping, tears-streaming laughter 😂! Let's just say, one is a light giggle and the other is a side-splitting, ab-crunching experience! 🤣 #PunctuationVsLaughter"
Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.
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Ah, the good ol' days when spelling, grammar, and punctuation weren't just optional emojis 📚📝 Now, we rely on autocorrect to save us from turning into comma-less cavemen 😜 Let's take a moment of silence for the lost art of proofreading… or maybe we can just blame it on technology! 💻🤷♂️ #ThrowbackGrammar #InternetAgeStruggles
Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.
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"Grammar: the fine line between being a walnut connoisseur and questioning your sanity 🥜🤪 Remember folks, punctuation saves lives… and prevents awkward nut-related mix-ups! 😉"