Long story short, I survived. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Barely made it through my own biopic! ๐ฟ๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ค They should make a biopic of just some random guy. Forget about โlong story shortโโฆ Iโm gonna start saying โshort story long,โ and take you on a journey you didnโt ask for. I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway. World domination? I donโt even want to be responsible for myself. Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!