Manifesting you in my bed. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to manifest a pizza in my bed too πβ¨π Related funny posts π Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are? I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow. Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybodyβs phone numbers?