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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.