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- Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
- Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.
- I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
- I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.
- I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.
