Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.