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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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🤫 Shhh, quick! Freeze! Monday is approaching! If we stay perfectly still, maybe we can trick Monday into thinking we're just a part of the furniture and escape its clutches! 😄 Let's blend in with the office decor and hope for the best! 🪑🕰️ #StealthyMondayAvoidance

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged able, avoidance, humor, maybe, Monday, procrastination, sit, still, stillness, us, weekend, work on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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