Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.