Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When he says heβll give 110%, but he meant 110% of the bare minimum π€¦ββοΈπ Related funny posts π€ I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max. Iβll find a cell mate before Iβll ever find a soulmate. I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her. I be butt naked, texting people, and theyβll never know. Donβt let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.