Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it! Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like it's payday for freedom and romance! πΈππ Related funny posts π€ My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms. Iβm currently on a really effective diet called βI only have twenty dollars until paydayβ. It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket. I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up. As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.