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Funny gender difference quotes

If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

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