Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.