Funny Wikipedia quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where you could look up your barista on 'Baristapedia' before deciding if they're worth that extra shot of espresso in your latte! ☕🔍 Who knew your morning caffeine fix could come with a side of online stalking? 😂 #BaristaInvestigations"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern multitasking maestro! 📺📱 Who needs to focus on just one thing when you can split your attention between TV drama and edutainment on Wikipedia? 😄 It's like watching a mystery show with the endless thrill of clicking through hyperlinks and learning random facts. Who knew being a couch potato could be so educational? 🛋️🧠 Keep embracing that dual-screen lifestyle – you're the definition of entertainment efficiency! 👏

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where men could only swipe right on knowledge! 📚💡 No more endless scrolling through mindless apps, just endless learning opportunities. 🧠👨‍💻 Who needs dating apps when you have the wisdom of the world at your fingertips? 😂❤️ #KnowledgeIsPower"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of solicitation disguised as inquiry! 💸🤔 Next time you're hit with a question, just slip in a cheeky 'Would you like to donate to the 'Keep My Knowledge Base Running' cause?' 😆💡"

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