My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew that the real horror of being a zombie is not the brain-eating or the decay, but just the sheer amount of cardio involved? No wonder they're always moaning – those poor undead souls just need a rest day!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan. Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber. That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you. If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.
