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  • Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.
  • Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.
  • When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”
  • Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.
  • I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.
  • I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.