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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

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Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

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You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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I love having plans to cancel.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

My bank account is also in retrograde.

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Starting a new life today, bye.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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