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Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ό has downloaded:

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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My favorite pirate song is β€œAye of the Tiger”

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Just shared via Twitch:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Spotted on WeChat:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Trending via Reddit:

When I said you had a β€œserial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Making waves on X:

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.
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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¬ has copied:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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Going viral on Facebook:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Spotted on Twitch:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Going viral on TikTok:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Going viral on Facebook:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Shared recently on Slack:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Making waves on Slack:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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