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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

Making waves on Pinterest:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Shared recently on Twitch:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Spotted on Pinterest:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Trending via Discord:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Just shared via Slack:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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39 Funny noise quotes

Funny noise quotes 🎶 are the perfect pick-me-up for those moments when life’s soundtrack gets a little wacky! 🎉 Whether it’s the symphony of snoring 💤, the comedic relief of creaky floors 🪑, or the unexpected chaos of a sneezing fit 🤧, these playful quips capture the essence of life’s quirky sounds. Dive into a world where every beep, honk, and thud has a story, and let the laughter echo! 😂🔊

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1 day ago
Share →: If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've got front-row tickets to the hottest drama in town, no subscription needed! 🎬📺👀
2 days ago
Share →: Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Commentary:
When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. 😂👻🍼
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Commentary:
"At my age, the only unnecessary noise I tolerate is my own snoring! 😴🔊 #TooManyDecibels #ExtraFriendsNotIncluded"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Commentary:
"Is it my joints or my morning cereal? 🤔🔍😂 #MysterySounds #SeniorSymphony"
2 weeks ago
Share →: That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Commentary:
"When they talk, even the walls want noise-canceling headphones! 🙉😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

Commentary:
"When your argument falls on *deaf* ears… because earplugs! 🎧🙉😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Commentary:
"Sharing is caring, right? 🎸😂🤘 #RockOnNeighbors"
1 month ago
Share →: My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm the real life cereal commercial! Next stop: breakfast aisle stardom! 🥣😂🎶"
2 months ago
Share →: Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Commentary:
"Pretty sure my phone just filed for eye-witness protection! 😂📱🙈"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Commentary:
"When I crank up Metallica, my neighbors join the live concert! 🎸🤘😅"

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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Spotted on WeChat:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Just shared via Reddit:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Seen just now on X:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Just landed via Facebook:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

Trending via Pinterest:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Going viral on Messenger:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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