My diet was going really well until I woke up. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Story of my life! 🍔🥞🍕 Who knew mornings could be so dangerous for diets? 😅 #DietFail" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over. I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on. Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.