My diet was going really well until I woke up. Commentary:"Story of my life! 🍔🥞🍕 Who knew mornings could be so dangerous for diets? 😅 #DietFail" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”. “I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.” Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down. Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?
