My diet was going really well until I woke up. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Story of my life! ππ₯π Who knew mornings could be so dangerous for diets? π #DietFail" Related Funny Posts π€ Iβm currently on a really effective diet called βI only have twenty dollars until paydayβ. βIβve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.β Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down. Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?