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“Story of my life! 🍔🥞🍕 Who knew mornings could be so dangerous for diets? 😅 #DietFail”
My diet was going really well until I woke up.
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Oh, the evolution of human laziness! Why break a sweat outdoors when you can conquer the almighty staircase in all its glory? 🧗♂️ Who needs the thrill of clinging to a cliff when you can bravely tackle the treacherous journey from the first floor to the second… and maybe even the third if you’re feeling extra adventurous? 😂 Just remember, the real challenge isn’t the climb itself but trying to look cool while doing it with your office bag -
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