My diet was going really well until I woke up. Posted onSep 30, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy diet was going really well until I woke up. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST? I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff. 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on. My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep. I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.
