Trendy Funny Quotes

  • One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.
  • Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.
  • It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.
  • I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
  • My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.