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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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Feeling a bit backed up on worries now, aren't we? 😂💩🩺

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, constipation, diagnosis, doctor, humor, joke, just, me, medical, medical joke, wordplay, worry on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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