My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling a bit backed up on worries now, aren't we? 😂💩🩺 Related funny posts 🤝 Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life. Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries. I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself. Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that? Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.