My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Commentary:
🐶🍃 “Wow, a real-life canine botanist in the making! 🕵️‍♂️ Who knew your furry friend had such a knack for leafy pursuits? 🌿 Forget fetch, we’ve now moved on to foliage hunting! 🍂🔎”

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