My favorite childhood memory is having energy. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the good old days when knee cracks weren't part of my morning routine! ๐๐โก Related funny posts ๐ค Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. Thatโs the toddler injury. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I donโt go. Itโs a running gag. You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face. My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.