My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like owning a Peloton is great for your fitness… your social fitness! 🚴♂️😄📢 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness. Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos. I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up. Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child. I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.