Commentary:
Arriving fashionably late… I mean, what's the point of being on time if there’s no iced coffee to savor? ☕😎✨
Funny showing quotes
Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.
Commentary:
Strutting down the street with a pizza is the new version of a red carpet moment 🍕🕺😎
Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.
Commentary:
Well, at least now I know what a psychological profile looks like in the form of a hairstyle! 💇♂️🔍😂
Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.
Commentary:
When your haircut goals are a bit extinct 😂🦖✂️
Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.
Commentary:
That's like offering a steak dinner to a hungry shark and expecting it to turn vegan 🦈🥩😂
My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.
Commentary:
Sounds like owning a Peloton is great for your fitness… your social fitness! 🚴♂️😄📢
We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.
Commentary:
Trading in flying cars for King of Pop Munchies! 🍔🤔👨🎤
Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.
Commentary:
Well, fall, if you're trying to attract attention with that leg, it's working! 🍂😉😂