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21 Funny status quotes

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Changing my relationship status from β€œSingle” to β€œI give up.”

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Tested positive for being single af

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Relationship status: he escaped.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

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