My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.