My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you're so optimistic, even the universe needs a checklist! π©οΈπ€π Related funny posts π€ The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. My five-year plan is to just see what happens. My optimism doesnβt come out of thin air. A flask is involved. Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you. When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.