My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan. Posted onJan 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! πππ¦·π #Sun-KissedSmile Related funny posts π I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes donβt hurt. This isnβt what I wanted. Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you. Whitening my teeth by getting a tan. The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. Thatβs insane. Listen to the birds, not the news.