My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! 😂👓🦷🌞 #Sun-KissedSmile Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos. I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?” *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.