My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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At least life has music.

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The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?