My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like he's finally seeing things more clearly! 😂👓🦷🌞 #Sun-KissedSmile Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos. I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning. Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.
