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Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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