My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like your escape key is on strike, refusing to give you the much-needed break! 🤖⌨️ Keep hammering away and maybe your keyboard will finally let you escape to the weekend! 🏃♂️💼" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling? Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap. I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb. When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass. Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.