Trendy Funny Quotes

  • While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.
  • My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.
  • When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.
  • Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.
  • Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.
  • How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.