My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess it's time to swap out the lip gloss for some knee pads! 💄🦵😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury. When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either. If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI. My lips could use some attention today. “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.