Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.
  • My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.
  • “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.
  • I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?
  • Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
  • Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.