My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless ritual of morning contemplation: when deep thoughts about exhaustion rival the complexity of the universe itself. 💤🤔 Remember, pondering fatigue is a sport reserved for the bravest souls who dare to confront the unwavering allure of the snooze button! 🛌⏰ Stay strong, dear bed philosopher!

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