Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.
- Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.
- I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
- I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
- Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.