My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone finally listened to TLC and decided to stick to the rivers and lakes they’re used to in 2022! 🌊 No more chasing waterfalls for you, huh? Let’s hope this resolution doesn’t go chasing pavements instead! 🎶 #NewYearNewMe”

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