My parents think they know me.

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"Well, well, well… Parents, the ultimate experts on all things 'You'. 🧐👪 Don't they know you better than you know yourself? 🤔 Time to add 'mind-reader' to their resumes! 🤣 #ParentalPerceptions #TheyGotThis"

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