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"Well, well, well… Parents, the ultimate experts on all things 'You'. 🧐👪 Don't they know you better than you know yourself? 🤔 Time to add 'mind-reader' to their resumes! 🤣 #ParentalPerceptions #TheyGotThis"

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68 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

19 shares on X this month:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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My parents think they know me.

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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My parents think they know me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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