My showers take so long because I always hold a shower conc… Commentary:When I shower, I sell out every night and never give away free tickets! 🎤🚿🎶 Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself? The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich. If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby? If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing. I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.
