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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I…

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I…

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Sounds like you're leading the life of a nocturnal squirrel 🐿️! Up in the morning feeling like nap time, and at night tossing and turning like a restless sloth 🦥. Maybe it's time for a bedtime routine shake-up…or invest in some industrial-strength blackout curtains!😄🌙 #SleepyheadStruggles

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asleep, cycle, fall, fall asleep, humor, i, insomnia, issues, morning, night, sleep, sleep issues, sleeping, sleeping cycle, sleepy on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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