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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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Sounds like you're leading the life of a nocturnal squirrel 🐿️! Up in the morning feeling like nap time, and at night tossing and turning like a restless sloth 🦥. Maybe it's time for a bedtime routine shake-up…or invest in some industrial-strength blackout curtains!😄🌙 #SleepyheadStruggles

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asleep, cycle, fall, fall asleep, humor, i, insomnia, issues, morning, night, sleep, sleep issues, sleeping, sleeping cycle, sleepy on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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