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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Just landed via YouTube:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

Going viral on Discord:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Trending via WeChat:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Breaking via Instagram:

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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36 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

72 shares on X this month:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

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11 shares on Messenger this month:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

Going bananas on Reddit:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Spotted on X:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Just landed via Twitch:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Just shared via TikTok:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Seen just now on Slack:

Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Making waves on TikTok:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

Keep the laugh going 😂

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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