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Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬
12 Funny messaging quotes
You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.
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Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! 🦸♂️📱🔕
It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.
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WhatsApp and I are in a toxic relationship—breaking up would be ideal, but we just keep texting 😂📱💔
My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”
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When your stomach decides to be the lead singer in the "Hunger Symphony"! 🎤📞🍽️
I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.
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When you've spent more time explaining dial-up sounds to Gen Z than actually using the internet 🌐📞😂
Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.
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When you're in the group chat just for the background noise 🎻😂📴
Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?
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Ah, the golden age of texting when "are you a robot?" wasn't the first date question 😂🤖📱
Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.
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"Just realized I'm the plot twist in my own story! 📚🤪✉️"
Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?
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"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"
Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.
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"Did her DMs go on a sabbatical? 😂📩📴"